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Jesse Ventura

My avatar is an sports figure-turned politician.  After breaking records and winning championships in two major sports leagues at a young age, he decided to retire early and pursue other facets of life.  The next two years of his life are spent in Tibet with the Dali Lama.  Upon his return to society he announced his ideas for reform and his intentions of running for office.  The public was eager to see change and he won the ensuing election in a landslide.

During his years in office he solved major political disputes, brought democracy to six more countries, cured cancer (by allowing stem cell research), put out two platinum albums, and killed the devil.

Bill Clinton

However, we have to keep in mind that this is a sports figure/politician that does have his faults and three marriages, two mistresses, and one divorce. 

Tiger Woods

But the people love him for all of his faults and accomplishments.  And he returned their love by winning the first interstellar war as commander and chief of the earth's armed forces.  For this he was awarded the moon, which he turned into a luxury low-gravity resort and golf course.

In his later years he bought three teams from professional sports leagues (NFL, NBA, MLB) and moved them all to Las Vegas where he built his stadium/casino that could host all three teams at the same time in one night.  This is where he lived out the rest of his days attending luncheons, meetings and the occasional strip club.